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Decided as Lifeday resolution was going to start journal to improve self. Goals to meet by next Lifeday:

I WILL NOT:

Spend every penny I earn

Drink alcohol, as is waste of money and makes sun very bright in the morning

Waste money on unnecessary things (ie: bantha-skin cover for pilot seat; decorating magazines; holo albums that will never fill with stacks of holos laying around; datapads that will never read but look impressive on shelves, matching bra and panty sets, since have no boyfriend)

Buy or use deathsticks. Is said that kissing a deathstick smoker is like licking deathstick tray. Perhaps is why I have no boyfriend.

Go out with any of the following: Fellow pilots; cocky smugglers; commitment phobics; jerks; non-humanoids (it never works out in the end); Imperials (why do I always think I can change them?), politicians, scoundrels, and emotional hutt-sucking idiots!

Get annoyed with family, especially perfect little sister Padme (who IS married to perfect husband, has perfect baby, perfect house, and perfect life back on Naboo; whereas I ran off and joined the Rebellion, am NOT married, no prospects, not even a permanent address).

Sweat the small stuff, because is all small stuff, right?

Develop feelings for someone based totally on outward appearance (because could turn into two-timing scoundrel).

Talk negatively about anyone behind their backs, but will be positive and uplifting to everyone I encounter, thus brightening everyone’s day with my mere presence.

Obsess about two-timing scoundrel smuggler types.

Obsess about weight, but will be comfortable with the body The Maker gave to me.

Talk about self only, but will be interested in others’ lives, even when others’ lives are very boring and dull and I don’t really care.

Become very moody and cry for no reason at a certain time of month…tends to drive away both friends and boyfriends.

Try to get boyfriend, because a woman secure in herself is very attractive, and sure to get boyfriend!


I WILL:

Stop smoking deathsticks, as is waste of money and very unattractive.

Get up as soon as alarm goes off, thus having time enough to eat breakfast and make lunch so will not have to resort to greasy fast food.

Run every morning at 0530 for 5 kilometers, thus improving shape, and aiding in acquiring boyfriend.

Improve career by finishing qualifications for “Ship Captain” of transport ship, instead of being content as a Senior Co-Pilot.

Be kind to stupid X-Wing jocks, who think their jobs are so great…

Actually keep money in savings account.

Make better use of time, by studying flight manuals, reading impressive datapads, etc.

Get a boyfriend who is not a fellow pilot; cocky smuggler; commitment phobic; jerk; non-humanoid; Imperial, politician, scoundrel, and/or emotional hutt-sucking idiot.

Look forward to visiting family back on Naboo, including perfect little sister Padme (who, essentially was named after old Queen back during Naboo’s so called “Golden Era;” parents are VERY patriotic).

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